Breaking: New York Times: “Deckard Is A Replicant”

The paper of record has confirmed that Los Angeles cop Rick Deckard, a Blade Runner, is a replicant. Director Scott was quoted today as saying, “Yes, he’s a replicant. He was always a replicant.” Scott continued his bleak and consequential assessment, acknowledging, “It’s a pretty dark world,” and, stating “How many decent human beings do you meet these days?”

Proof of Deckard and Scott’s humanity will be made available to the general public beginning Friday, October 5, in New York City, at the infamous Ziegfeld theater.

Until then, others are requested to view this recently released document in preparation for the weekend’s impending information:

Blade Runner: The Final Cut – Trailer via metacafe.

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